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irresponsibleeyouth:

The trick is to not let people know how really weird you are until it’s too late for them to back out.




how else are you supposed to dress to a Ke$ha concert?




mcpineapple:

You put your arms around me and I’m home.




deucebowl:

How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?